No matter how many Alanis Morissette songs you listen to on repeat, it's going to be a totally shit time. You go from being sad, to angry, to apathetic all in the time it takes you to suck down a [insert drink of choice]. Breaking up is bad. But at least from my experience, it's usually mutual and hardly ever a big surprise. You normally have sufficient time to stock up on an assortment of salty snacks, plan your angry girl playlist on iTunes, and allocate the appropriate funds for doing major damage at the mall. On the other hand, being faded out by a boy is much, much, much worse.
